ATC Jokes

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ATC Jokes

Post by David » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:44 am

Approach Control: 747 Heavy, traffic is a 777 at your 2 o’clock at 4000 feet.
747 Heavy: Roger, Approach, we have that light twin in sight.

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Re: ATC Jokes

Post by David » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:46 am

Tower: Airliner X, it looks like you have a baggage door open.
Airliner: Thank you for the report, but that must be our APU door that’s open for cooling.
Tower: Airliner X, you have luggage falling out of your APU door.

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